Irwell Memories
Just been catching up with Martin, one of the infamous 36′ers crew from last year and thought i’d put up some of the daft shit we did last year so i dont forget lol :-
1. Coming home from Wigan to find that Matt had erected a chute from his room to the downstairs bin, so he didnt have to get up to empty his bin lol. Ended up getting chopped down because he never emptied the downstairs bin.
2. Sliding down 2 flights of stairs on a mattress stolen from an empty room.
3. Waking up at 6pm 5 days in a row, and going to Asda to do the weekly shopping at 5am lol…
4. Having ridiculously complex networking configurations in a house for 6, including 3 routers! Cables where fired over the house from one room to the other using a 3 man slingshot and an apple!
5. Coming home from Joes bday, and smashing the light with a bottle because i couldnt be arsed to get up for the light switch lol
6. Having the kitchen become so dirty it nearly became condemned and us nearly getting evicted
… More to come…
October 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I remember coming home from work to fine Ian’s room door open and the worst ever smell coming from it. That was truly horrendous.
Also, who can forget the Potato Cannon?
October 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Cant forget the time Coxy nearly burned Joe alive, for thinking he ripped his poster when Matt did it and hid in my room with me and Martin!
Or the time when Joes door got caked! And his lock wouldnt open and we didnt know he was inside lol
October 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
(MATT) Or the time we gaffataped Joe’s door shut with 2 rolls of tape, and he couldn’t even move it a tiny bit from inside, even after erecting a pulley system with all his climbing gear!
(He had to climb out of his window)
October 7th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Or the time we Gayed his PC up when he left it unlocked, changing all his pictures to Gay porn and his name to ‘i love dicks’ lol
October 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
The time when Dharms gayed Connors PC up and he waited in Matts room for an hour to attack him lol
October 7th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Joe using his climbing rope to climb up a tree, just to get his american foosball back
October 7th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Joe’s love for maccyD’s slang ‘Yo, gimme two nuggs and a dubz!’
October 7th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Connor having the BT Phone box door as his desk for the whole year lol
October 7th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
The huuuuuge document Dharmesh nailed to the bog door telling whoever the ‘bog blocker’ was, how to shit properly lol. “I dont know what the fuck you eat, but normal people dont shit out those things”.
That and the sheet of paper in the toilet that everyone wrote on and read while number 2′ing!
October 7th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Remember the red bull and pro plus ASP.Net challenge?
Was mental! surprised we got it finished!
October 7th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Remember getting threatened by the russian mafia next door because we broke into their house an they said we had their poker chips!
October 7th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Having so many laptops and PDA’s we turned one into a car media centre lol
October 7th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
The greatest house party ever, sitting on the pav steps with a bottle of JD each talking about the stars, walking back, finding a group of mates, going back to ours, cranking up the systems and getting hammered. Legendary.
October 7th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Dharmesh getting me every fricking half an hour to kill a spider from his window! The servers, and cables going 2 every1’s window!
Matt’s crazy lights and fridge!
the smell of the guy down stairs, and everyone thinking there was two guys living in the same room LOL!!!!!!
October 7th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Sam gettin’ back home from a night out and walking in on me and a girl coz i’d left my keys in the outside of the door
LMAO!
October 7th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
joes birthday!i still have the vdeos on my phone!!!!
October 8th, 2007 at 10:08 am
creating a road blocks worth of pizza boxes and takeaways during dissertation and exam time!
the fact that at any one time in the flat scrubs would running on someones computer
seeing 12 bags of rubbish recovered from the kitchen by the cleaners and me walking in seeing no difference
the entire day i spent in conors room hungover then spent getting high and watchin 70’s show n robot chicken!!
sam walkin in from a night out showing me a video of joe pukin then falling into his own puke!!
filling a condom up with cream, matt then dropped it on my sandwich so i then chased him n threw it at him nailing him on his back!
having to clean my room up more than it has ever been coz the missus came over, then having to hold in farts all night and then going in2 ash’s room to let them rip!!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Coming home from a night out with Emma, going into coxys room for a smoke and Emma falling asleep on Coxys bed with me going back to mine to go to sleep ! lol
Nearly getting evicted again for throwing tons of crap out the window (MATT!) and nearly getting done for assaulting a groundsman becuase we apparently threw a glass bottle out that hit him!
The fat shit security guard who made us get our passes out every time we went out.
Waking up from a night out covered in burger sauce from the Ratvan!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Gaffer taping birthday cake and food to Joes’ door and any random shit we could find!
Me, Cons and Joe attacking Matts window with toilet paper and lime cordial and blaming it on someone else lol (Sorry Matt!)
Matt throwing a thousand ball bearings down stairs so you couldnt walk around for months without hurting your feet!
Waking up from every house party with the floor covered in broken Glass and sticky shit so when you walked down the stairs you got cut and stuck lol!
Coming downstairs to see Dharmesh’s mate passed out on a pile of mail with Connor shaking his head lol
October 8th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Seeing who could acquire the most amount of coke at one time, and then using it as currency for bartering lol.
Coxy buying 10 lighters and hiding them in random places in the house because we always used to lose them.
The STENCH of the broken fridge that never got emptied and smelt like a jungle full of rotten animals!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Moving in on a Monday and being served an eviction notice on Tuesday, defintely interesting.
October 8th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
The Castle Irwell roof blowing off and smashing cars lol and the look on Matts face when i told him an him realising his insurance wouldnt cover it!
The lowry setting on fire, and me, cons, matt and Galgor going watching it burn. Pretty interesting!
Joe being sick on a tray full of shots, with me finishing off said shots lol
Martin coming into my room with a PC saying ‘oo, look what i found in a skip. Dumb bastards!’ lol.
October 8th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Who could forgets Matts fetish for buying totally random crap!
Like a 200 quid air rifle he proceeded to destroy the house with, a military power laser lol!
Or buying a sandwich from the shop, going all the back to buy a jar of mayo just because it didnt have any on, then smashing it against a house on the way back lol.
Or walking into the texaco singing Robot Chicken, ‘wa wa wa wa, wa wa wa wa, wa wa wa WA WA..!’
October 9th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
*knock knock*
“What you up to dogg?”
“Steady mackin”
“Say no more”